Chad

StonkBets

A HILARIOUS MEMES GAME

Experience WSB Like Never Before

Experience the absurd world of meme stocks, options & infinite tendies
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"Freaking amazing! This hilarious game brought the brilliant yet absurd world of stonks to life. Got my friends & family instantly hooked."


- A player from Seattle

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"Loved the game play! Not to mention the memes - LOL. Can't wait to play the NSFW version of the game!"

- A player from CA

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"This isn't just about YOLOs or FOMOs. There are so many twists & turns to keep you on the edge of your seats. It takes serious strategy to win!"


- A player from NYC

Fun, Fast-paced & Family-Friendly

A hilarious crossover you've never imagined!
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How It Works

Collect 3 Moon Tickets (sets of stocks) to win & take your crew to the Moon!
Becky and Chad

>BUT<

Your opponents can bankrupt you, margin call you and play puts on you (which is bad).
Attack actions

UNLESS!

You use your hilarious meme cards wisely to defend, attack and strategize.
Memes

AND, MORE.

You can own infinite money printer, lambos, yachts & more!
To the moon!

Featuring Hilarious Memes

With Bulls, Bears, Paper lambos, Yachts, Infinite money printers & more!
You’ll use 4 play piles throughout the game: Draw Pile, Discard Pile, your Wallet and Portfolio. See below.
How the game looks
On your turn, 1) Draw two cards from the draw pile, 2) Play up to three cards from your hand, and 3) Return any extra cards to the draw pile.
On your turn

FAQ

Can more than 5 people play this game?

Yes! Buy 2 games and combine the decks for 10 players.

What are stonks and tickers? What is a Moon Ticket?

A stonk is a color-coded stock. A ticker is the stock symbol. A Moon Ticket is a completed set of stonk cards of the same color. For instance, $APES is a ticker for a stonk. And, you need 2 $APES stonk cards for 1 Moon Ticket.

What are tendies? And, what are options?

Tendies are in-game cash. You collect tendies to protect your stonks. Options (calls & puts) help you collect payments on stonks. Use CALLS to make money on your stonks. And, PUTS to make money on your opponent's stonks.

Can I skip my turn completely?

No, you can't. You must always pick up 2 cards (or, 5 if your hand is empty) from the draw pile. And then, you can skip your turn without playing any cards down.

What do I do if I have no cards in my hand?

If you run out of cards in your hand, wait until your next turn. And, then pick up 4 new cards from the draw pile (instead of 2).

What do I do when another player pays me with a stonk card?

If another player pays you with a stonk card, you must add that stonk card to your portfolio in front of you right away. You are not allowed to add this stonk card to your hand or wallet. 

Can you take cards back into your hand once played in portfolio or wallet?

No, you can’t take cards back into your hand once you've played them in your portfolio or wallet.

Can I steal or swap a stonk card with another player if it is part of their completed Moon Ticket?

No, you can’t steal or swap a stonk card that is part of a completed Moon Ticket. But, instead, you can steal the Moon Ticket by playing a "Margin Call" card.

Can I play cards in my wallet face up? Or, do they always have to be face down?

Your wallet is private to you. And so, you must play the cards in your wallet face down.

If someone asks how much cash I have in my wallet, do I have to disclose the amount?

No, you do NOT have to disclose the amount. Only when someone plays a "Wallet Police" card against you, should you show your wallet to other players disclosing the amount to them. 

Can I use my stonk cards towards a payment if I run out of cash in my wallet?

Yes, you can use your stonk cards as cash towards a payment to your opponent. However, the stonk cards must come from your portfolio - not your hand.

Can I make payments to other players using cash from my hand?

No, you must make payments to your opponents using cash from your wallet. You can also use stonks in your portfolio towards payments too. However, you are not allowed to pay players with cash from your hand.

Can I store stonk cards in my wallet as cash?

No, you can’t store stonk cards in your wallet as cash. Stonk cards always stay as stonks - never as cash.

(Advanced Mode) What happens if someone hides more than one stonk card in their wallet?

It is against the rules for a player to hide more than one stonk card in their wallet.

What happens if you run out of cards in the draw pile?

If you run out of cards in the draw pile, simply shuffle the market pile and use it as the new draw pile.

Can you play the "Say No" card to stop a player from compounding their Call or Put profits?

If a player tries to compound their Call or Put profits, you can use the "Say No" card to cancel out the compounding action on you. However, it does not cancel the compounding action on other players.

When playing the "Game Stop" card, do I have to collect stonk cards of the same ticker from each player, or can the tickers be mixed?

When playing the "Game Stop" card, you can collect a stonk card of your choice from each player. Yes, the stonk tickers can be different. In fact, the stonks can even be part of completed Moon Tickets.

Does playing a "Say No" card count as a turn?

No, it does not count as a turn.

Can I play a "Say No" card even though it is not my turn?

Yes, you can play a "Say No" card out of turn to cancel actions against you.

When is it best to play a "Diamond Hands" card? 

You can play a "Diamond Hands" card at any time on your turn. However, we recommend you play this card when you are close to winning the game so you can protect your YOLOs from being stolen by other players.

When is it best to play a "Paper Hands" card? 

You can play a "Paper Hand card" at any time. However, we recommend you play this card when your opponents have fewer cards in their hands to increase your odds of getting a great power card from their hands!

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